leapsa

Prima data

A trecut foooarte mult timp de cand nu am mai completat o leapsa, asa ca m-am autoservit de la Dariana si am facut un mic exercitiu de memorie. Iata ce a iesit:

Prima zi de scoala: Am adormit fiindca nu intelegeam ce zicea invatatoarea (vorbea in germana).

Prima fomatie care mi-a placut la nebunie: Backstreet Boys

Prima caseta audio cumparata: Andre-Noapte de vis (cea cu “Mosule, ce tanar esti”)

Primul sarut: Vara dintre a 7a si a8a sau “vara initierii”.

Primul iubit:
La 13 ani, cel ce a asteptat pana in vara ca sa ma sarute.

Prima zi de liceu: Ma uitam in jur sa vad fetze cunoscute si ma intrebam cand voi incepe sa cant “ani de liceu cu emotii la romana”. Pana la urma am ajuns sa cant “ani de liceu cu emotii la conferinte de marketing” :) )

Primele cuvinte pe care mi le-a adresat prietena mea: “Da-mi mie sticla cu apa, ti-o desfac eu” :)

Prima zi de facultate: Doamne ajuta sa iti povestesc pe larg ce se va intampla atunci.

Primul 3: Limba si literatura romana, materia mea preferata. Tema semi-nefacuta si o colega care m-a dat in gat.

Prima dată când am postat pe blog: Voiam sa ii arat unei prietene faptul ca iti poti scrie gandurile si in alta parte in afara de hi5…si am inceput sa-mi scriu eu gandurile peste tot pana la urma.

Daca iti place acest mic xPRiment, te invit sa iei leapsa, sa o postezi pe blog si sa-mi trimiti si mie link-ul pentru a o putea citi. La tine cum a fost prima data?

what a way to end the day!

I dare you to read and fill this questionary (or post it on your blog)! Mr. Reinvented gave me a hell of a job at the end of a very nice day…and look what I just did:

If I were a month, I would be June (incepe vacanta).
If I were a day of the week, I would be Friday. It’s not so trendy as Saturday, but waaay better than Sunday.
If I were a time of day, I would be 01:34, ora la care am chemat o data pe cineva in oras (aveam 15 ani si ora colgate). Si culmea, a venit.
If I were a sea animal, I would be a whale (just so others would wear me on their t-shirts and pretend they’re saving me).
If I were a direction, I would probably be pink and fluffy.
If I were a virtue, I would be hope. Because you could always find me somewhere deep inside. 
If I were a historical figure I would be Cleopatra because she lived in Egypt and was damn pretty.
If I were a planet, I would be Jupiter, yeah, Ju-pi-ter you son of a bitch!
If I were a liquid, I would make you scream for more of me. Oh wait, I already do that :”>
If I were a stone, I would ask wtf is wrong with this questionary.
If I were a bird, I would be a bird. Take it or leave it.

If I were a flower/plant, I would be a frezie (first one to tells me how you call a “frezie” in english gets a price).
If I were a kind of weather, I would be a sunny day living in ibiza and waiting for you.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be a guitar. and make lovely music with you.
If I were an emotion, I would be addictive.
If I were a sound, I would be *laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa*.
If I were an element, I would be water.

If I were a song, I would be “Bittersweet Symphony”, my favourite tune.
If I were a movie, I would be “Juno”, without the part where she gets pregnant, that sucks.
If I were a tv-series, I would be “Sex and the city”.
If I were a book, I would stay away from all the motivational crap one could read, because then, nobody would find me attractive anymore.
If I were a fictional character, I would be eleva porno. Mai am timp :P

If I were a food, I would be the best damn thing you’ve ever tasted so far.
If I were a city, I would be Pariiiiiiiiiiis.
If I were a taste, I would be spicy.
If I were a scent, I would be vanillish.
If I were a colour, I would be red.
If I were a fabric, I would be latex.

If I were a word, I would be Phasenzeigerdiagrammwasserfallmanoeverfussballmannschaftsspielerei.
If I were a body part, I would be boobs. Big, big boobs!
If I were a facial expression, I would be a smile.
If I were a subject in school, I would be sexual education. At least I’m good at something!
If I were a cartoon character, I would be Pebbles.
If I were a shape, I would be a round triangle.
If I were a number, I would be 3. My birthday. Don’t forget the presents!
If I were a car, I would be a red screaming Ferrari.
If I were an item of clothing, I would be a thong. I have a thing for thongs.

Propusii serii sunt: Jei Jei, Andreas, Luana si ZaFox (vezi ca nu te-am uitat?). Pe Nosfy nu-l vad in stare sa duca la capat asa ceva, deci il las moale pe moment. Daca te simti capabil, esti liber sa iei lepshutza si sa o pui pe blogul tau.

cum sunt/par/vreau sa fiu

dracusoravand in vedere ca el m-a provocat, am decis sa te introduc putin in tainele mintii mele perverse. and here is goes!

SUNT: frumoasa, desteapta si mai ales modesta ;)
AŞ VREA: sa fiu mai frumoasa si mai desteapta, ca modesta sunt deja prea mult.
PĂSTREZ: lucrusoarele aparent lipsite de semnificatie, care m-au “introdus” in diverse cercuri de interes (primele bilete la teatru, biletele de tren sibiu-bucuresti etc.)

MI-AŞ FI DORIT: sa fiu si eu mai mare. dar stiu ca in timp ma voi satura si de chestia asta!
NU ÎMI PLAC: minciuna si ipocrizia. 
MĂ TEM: de intuneric si bau-bau. (nu ma tem de nimic)
AUD: tot felul de melodioare in cap in diverse momente cheie din viata mea.
ÎMI PARE RĂU: ca ma supar uneori pe oamenii nepotriviti cand ar trebui sa ma rastesc la altii.
ÎMI PLACE: sa calatoresc. al naibii de mult!
NU SUNT: ce par a fi.
DANSEZ: tot timpul, chiar si cand nu ar trebui :P
NICIODATĂ: nu spun niciodata. pentru ca intotdeauna se indeplineste.
PAR: exact asa cum nu sunt.
PLÂNG: din diverse cauze, de obicei cand nu mai pot de oboseala.
NU SUNT ÎNTOTDEAUNA: cum isi doresc altii sa fiu.
NU ÎMI PLACE DE MINE: cum sa nu-mi placa de mine?
SUNT CONFUZĂ: cand nu mai pot de somn.
AM NEVOIE: de-o femeie/care sa stie/meserie! (de fapt, de o vacanta in caraibe si de multa inspiratie)
AR TREBUI:  sa imi organizez timpul mai bine.

VREAU SA DAU: aceasta leapsa mai departe lui Andreas, Dheo, Bluarto, Nosfer si tuturor celor care mai vor sa o completeze.

INTREBAREA ZILEI: TU cum esti/pari/vrei sa fii?

[amy mcdonald-mr. rock and roll]

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